If I get reborn, I want to become a clam
reading in head: i'm practically a master of linguistics my pronunciations are perfect beyond compare
reading aloud: *chokes on spit*

pugsnotborissjohnsen:

crying is the biggest bullshit ever its like “oh you’re feeling sad and vulnerable, lets make liquid come flying out of your face and make it really loud too so everyone around you will sense your weakness” who the fuck authorized this. its terrible planning, id like to file a complaint

(via moistfrillcake)

awwww-cute:

Yes, I would like a baby goat loaf, please
sweeneyway:

to join the black parade
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